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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Wonkabars

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Hmmm it was a bit of a disappointment. I had read that Tim Burton's film was to be darker than the original. But it just didn't have it apart from Wonka's (Johnny Depp) manic behaviour which was amusing but then isn't that how he always acts? Depp has never appealed to me and in this he looks so feminine - and its horrible. The whole Michael Jackson luring kids to Neverland thing crossed my mind while watching the movie. Except MJ tempted them with Jesus Juice rather than Wanka (woops, typo!) chocolate. There weren't any stand out bits in the movie. I reckon it would have been better if they'd released it around Christmas time as its got a wintery feel to it. I was looking forward to seeing the boat sequence as that was really psychedelic in the first movie. But this one was more like a white chocolate rapids ride in a theme park and a little dull. Even the Oompa Loompa's (which we excellent in the original) weren't that impressive. For a start they were the same guy! The music wasn't at all catchy like the first film. Can you tell I didn't like it much?? :)


Cars
I've been looking to buy a car now for a while. I've done without one for more than a year which I think is quite an achievement seeing as I've owned one since I passed my test at 18 (ok it was second time round). I was going to buy a Clio but I looked at a couple last weekend and they didn't do anything for me. I really want a new MINI. So I've decided I'm going to treat myself and get one. :)

Boys
All I need now is a boyfriend! Boys are two-a-penny here in London. Its so easy to go out and get laid. But I want a bit more than just a fumble in the hay and a see ya later. I'm a pretty good catch when it comes down to it. I'm not fucked up like most gay guys seem to be in London. I have a good job, decent salary, my own place, I'm ok looking, I don't smoke, I have a great set of friends and lots of other good qualities. I have bad qualities too. But they aren't as bad as some people's.:)

Holiday
I've booked a holiday finally!! Off to a lovely little Greek island called Lefkas soon. I can't wait. I so need this holiday!

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