Ungay or Pro-Mo?

OK I have just had the wierdest thought...am I ungay? I don't mean that in a derogatory way at all but if you follow the choo choo of my train of thought, you might come to the same conclusion...

• Ungay 1: I'm Indian and there aren't that many gay Indians that I know...please prove me wrong!
• Ungay 2: I work in the technology sector, primarily in the geeky programmer environment. Am I geeky? OK shut up! Maybe a little, yes. But since when did gay and geeky go together?
• Ungay 3: I can do DIY. Gay people don't do manual tasks and are generally regarded as crap at DIY.
• Ungay 4: I love cars and driving. Gay people don't care about their motors.
• Ungay 5: I love staying at home and watching movies with my Boy. Gay people enjoy clubbing and getting off their faces on drugs don't they?
• Ungay 6: I drink very little alcohol and much prefer a glass of orange squash or one of those to-die-for fresh juices from Marks & Spencer (OK thats a bit gay, but let me have that one).
• Ungay 7: I'm not effeminite (and I know this for a fact!)

Maybe my mother was right...then again maybe not...

• Pro-Mo 1: I am definitely batting for the guys (and one in particular, I hasten to add!). Girls don't get a look in.
• Pro-Mo 2: I take pride in my appearance.
• Pro-Mo 3: I love Madonna.
• Pro-Mo 4: I'm houseproud - when I have people coming over.
• Pro-Mo 5: I can cook and I can cook well.
• Pro-Mo 6: I hate football but enjoy watching the mens swimming and sometimes rugby on telly.

I can't think of anything else that makes me gay! So does 7 Ungays over 6 Pro-Mo's make me ungay? I'm having a crisis! Please help!


To those that have no sense of humour, this post is supposed to be funny, ok? So freaking laugh!